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The Junction

I Know Your House Isn’t For Sale, But I Want It Anyway

Everybody has their price.

Photo by Scott Webb on Unsplash

Hi there! You don’t know me, but I have to tell you, I’ve fallen in love with your house and I just have to have it. It’s perfect.

How do I know? Well, Joel— do you mind if I call you Joel? — a quick peek at the county records tells me you bought this place back in 2017 from an elderly widow named Vera. If you ask me…

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Bev Potter

Bev Potter

Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com.