Apr 4, 2020
2 min read
I Know Your House Isn’t For Sale, But I Want It Anyway
Everybody has their price.
Hi there! You don’t know me, but I have to tell you, I’ve fallen in love with your house and I just have to have it. It’s perfect.
How do I know? Well, Joel— do you mind if I call you Joel? — a quick peek at the county records tells me you bought this place back in 2017 from an elderly widow named Vera. If you ask me…
