Is your man actually a cat?
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1 min readJul 25, 2019
Find out in no time with this simple test, tick all that apply.
He is always out at night and comes back in the morning only if hungry
He gets into fights, a lot
He sleeps all day
He likes to climb things
He screams at you when the toilet is dirty
How many times did you tell him the plant pot is not the toilet
He pretends he doesn’t know how to cook
When he eats, he makes a mess
Sometimes he draws blood
He ignores you most of the time and won’t talk back
When he does talk, you have no clue what he’s saying
He has no balls
When he sees a bird he can hardly contain his excitement
He is the reason you get up — it’s hard to sleep when he is screaming
He can lick himself (Ah, I bet this one doesn’t apply. Else why would he need you??)
