Mr. Confused

I think you’ll be able to relate

Mr. Confused by Roger Blonder

Mr. Confused is often bemused
can’t quite figure out what to do
He stumbles around
more lost than he’s found
with gum on the sole of his shoe

With his head up in space he’s floating away
can’t plant both his feet on the ground
Spinning in circles — a mind castaway
Which way is up — and how to get down?

Now let’s close with a riddle
set your thumbs to a twiddle
while you ponder who this chap might be
Just reflect in the mirror
where the answer is nearer
Is he you?
Cuz sometimes he’s me.