The Junction
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The Junction

My Two Days Working in the Mob

They made me an offer they later regretted.

Photo by mahdi rezaei on Unsplash

Mob approval ratings

The student becomes the mobster

Importnt missn. Meet to tlk. Pen rnning out of ink.

A mob well done

Meet me @ pier n 1 hr. Pen rnning out of ink.

BRT! should I bring my undercover cop friend? lol jk.


We just wanted to thank you so much for the fish you had delivered here this afternoon. I don’t know how you did it, but it was fried to absolute perfection. Our crew can’t stop talking about it! I don’t say this often: it was life-changing. Was that cajun in the sauce? In either case, your kind gesture has made us rethink some things and we’d like to meet to discuss peace.

All the best,

The Gambinos

P.S. If you ever need any pen ink, it’s on us.

Mob-shaken, mobster



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