Negro Scientists Discover Why Wypipo Don’t Vacate Haunted Houses

White privilege tied to an increase in deaths from serial killers, demon-possessed girls, and xenomorphic aliens

Ron Dawson
May 29, 2020 · 10 min read

angley, VA, 1956. The Pentagon. In the 4th level down on the right from that brown door with that knob that looks like a walruses’ ass is Room 665–5/6. They call it…