One Fine Morning At Amazon

A working theory based on various snark I’ve read

Mike Range
Sep 1, 2018 · 2 min read
“Let’s switch it up… heehee… this week, the BLUE ones are fireable offenses.” (photo: rawpixel via Unsplash)

“Well, Janet, I really hate to do this, but we have to let you go. This is the second time you’ve been late in the last 24 months.”

“But… it was only three minutes. And I was in a bad car accident.”

“Well, that may be so, but you know our philosophy here at Amazon: Early is on time…

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Mike Range

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Just laugh. With me or at me. Contributor to Slackjaw, The Junction, How Pants Work, The Hit Job, The Haven, Pickle Fork. And Twitter! @MovieLeagueMike

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