One Fine Morning At Amazon
A working theory based on various snark I’ve read
Sep 1, 2018 · 2 min read

“Well, Janet, I really hate to do this, but we have to let you go. This is the second time you’ve been late in the last 24 months.”
“But… it was only three minutes. And I was in a bad car accident.”
“Well, that may be so, but you know our philosophy here at Amazon: Early is on time…


