Patch Notes
A Poem Inspired by the Updates to Horizon Zero Dawn
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1 min readApr 11, 2018
Fixed an issue preventing you from buying every outfit in the world, even though you earned it.
You will no longer be denied a full-time job because you’re carrying too many bear traps.
The Watcher occasionally spawned in lava. He was not hurt by the lava but caught in its geometry. This no longer occurs.
Patch Notes is an ongoing series of poems inspired by the updates made to various games. This poem was made by altering the patch notes to Horizon Zero Dawn.
