Patch Notes
A Poem Inspired by Fortnite Updates
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1 min readMar 26, 2018
Fixed: An issue that caused the name
of your best friend to jitter
Dance music no longer plays
when you’re bummed out and cancel the dance
You once mistook the Weapon Llama
for the Upgrade Llama,
the misunderstanding caused a memory leak
that crashed the entire world.
This was resolved.
Combat music no longer plays
when you’re just trying to fit in at the Cozy Campfire
Patch Notes is an ongoing series of poems inspired by the patch notes of various games. This poem was made by manipulating the patch notes to Fortnite.