Response by Defendant: Mr. Cat in the Hat to Suit Brought by Plaintiff: Mother of Sally and Brother
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4 min readApr 30, 2019
The Defendant, Mr. Cat in the Hat, addresses the allegations of entering private property without permission to perpetrate a scam against the family led by the Plaintiff, the Mother.
Imagine my shock
When did I receive
The letter from lawyers
You’d thought to deceive
You’d not asked me over
Your lawyers did say
Never asked me at all
On that wet soggy day
A scam I discern
Is for what you now sue
And a jail term you’ve asked for
Though I haven’t a clue
What crime I’ve committed
For no harm was done
Your children alone
Simply weren’t having fun
From small children it’s true
I gained entry that day
Yet they knew they could trust me
No crime I must say
Alone, I must underscore
No adult near
