The Birth of the Hair Monster

A tale about how a man that refused to pick up his body hair on the shower drain created a monster.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Duke that always left hair on the shower drain. He never removed the hair. He would clean every square inch of the bathroom except the hair on the shower drain.

Mind you, Duke was a very hairy man. He had very long hair but he also had long arm hair, back hair, leg hair, armpit, and hair everywhere else. He pretty much looked like a Bonobo. Even his hair had hair.

His hair was so rich and thick that he couldn’t use a normal hairbrush. The moment you try to brush his hair, the hair strands would grab hold of the brush and pull it into a deep dark hairy abyss. The hairbrush would never be seen again.

He tried shaving but every time he did, his hair grew back to the way it was 48 hours later. But even without hair, Duke looked quite strange. His skin looked wrinkly, pale, and pink like a naked mole-rat. It has never seen light before.

What about his shower drain? While Duke has a lot of hair. He doesn’t shed much except for…