The Modern Romance on Tinder
When technology changes our lives, it changes love too.
Sep 15, 2017
13:52
DYLAN: Hi Ashley!
16:08
DYLAN: R u playing hard to get by not responding to my msg?
16:24
ASHLEY: Ooops sorry! My phone was muted! 😔 Nice to “meet” u Dylan.
DYLAN: Okay. Now it’s my turn to play hard to get.
ASHLEY: What?! Lol.
18:31
ASHLEY: So….you are not gonna reply now.
DYLAN: Ooops sorry! Phone’s muted! 😃
ASHLEY: You are an ass.
DYLAN: I am not, but I do enjoy a good one.
ASHLEY: Shut up lol.
DYLAN: So you wanna grab a drink tgt tonight? 9pm?
ASHLEY: Oh too bad. I already have dinner plans…
DYLAN: Excuseeeeee.
ASHLEY: LOL WHAT?! No I do have plans tonight with my friends…
DYLAN: Okay okay I get it. See ya.
ASHLEY: wtf?
Sep 18, 2017
10:09
DYLAN: Hey…
DYLAN: Sorry for being a dick last time.
10:44
DYLAN: U still sleepin?
11:12
ASHLEY: It’s ok. Sorry, just woke up.
DYLAN: A wild night out?
ASHLEY: Yeah…a bit too wild perhaps…
DYLAN: LOL it’s never TOO wild.
ASHLEY: Anyways…do you still wanna grab that drink this weekend? I’m free 😃
DYLAN: I am actually going on a biz trip later this week.
ASHLEY: Oh cool! What do u do?
DYLAN: Cars, audit, research, semiconductors…I’m just saying words until u r bored. U?
ASHLEY: Parties, events, cocktail, performances…not as exciting as it sounds though.
DYLAN: So….you are a stripper!
ASHLEY: LOL I WISH. Just in entertainment industry, the normal kind.
DYLAN: 😔
ASHLEY: LOL WHAT?!
DYLAN: Sad. I thought you were and that was why I swiped.
ASHLEY: srsly?
DYLAN: fa sho
ASHLEY: You better be joking now.
Oct 15, 2017
02:49
DYLAN: Life is crazy.
03:01
ASHLEY: U r crazier.
03:17
DYLAN: I’m at a dance club. U?
03:21
ASHLEY: Barrrrr!!
03:27
DYLAN: U know what? I like you.
03:31
DYLAN: I feel that you could be special.
03:37
DYLAN: I don’t know. I just don’t.
03:42
DYLAN: I mean, afterall all who knows anything?
03:58
DYLAN: R U still out?
10:41
ASHLEY: I passed out.
13:02
DYLAN: Dude I’m so hungover right now, like insane.
13:27
DYLAN: Also for the msg last night…I was drunk lol.
14:01
ASHLEY: Whatever, Dylan. Whatever.
Nov 11, 2017
01:48
ASHLEY: DYLAN YOU ARE A PUSSY.
02:02
DYLAN: How unexpected! Typical Ashley!
02:11
ASHLEY: U don’t know shit about me so shut up.
02:20
DYLAN: U MAD?
02:42
ASHLEY: No I’m not. JK. U out?
02:48
DYLAN: Yeah drinking with my buddy. Y?
02:54
ASHLEY: Wanna fuck?
03:11
DYLAN: Sure. Where?
03:27
DYLAN: U still there? I’m about to head home.
03:39
ASHLEY: Changed my mind. Bye.
Dec 25, 2017
00:14
ASHLEY: Merry Xmas!
01:24
DYLAN: R u drunk again?
01:32
ASHLEY: NO! I was just being nice but forget it.
01:37
DYLAN: Chill out! I’m drunk! Wanna fuck?
01:43
ASHLEY: I’m out of town.
01:59
DYLAN: Ha! Don’t make it sound like if you were in town you’d be DTF.
02:15
ASHLEY: U know what? This is the last time I text u.
02:33
DYLAN: Partyyyyyyyy!!!
Jan 1, 2018
00:03
DYLAN: Happy new year.
Feb 14, 2018
19:52
DYLAN: Happy V’s Day!
DYLAN: And by V’s Day I mean vagina.
20:39
DYLAN: Oh come on that’s a joke.
DYLAN: You really not gonna talk to me anymore Ashley?
21:09
ASHLEY: What do you want?
DYLAN: Talk. I want to talk to you.
ASHLEY: About what?
DYLAN: About me asking you out for dinner, in a serious way.
ASHLEY: Is this some sort of prank?
DYLAN: No, I mean it. Yes or no?
22:31
ASHLEY: If you asked me four months ago I would have said yes.
DYLAN: What happened now? You got a boyfriend?
ASHLEY: No. It’s just….the timing is all off.
DYLAN: WTF does that mean?
23:57
DYLAN: Gnite.
May 4, 2018
09:17
ASHLEY: May the force be with u!
Jun 29, 2018
00:38
DYLAN: How have you been?
Jul 1, 2018
14:28
ASHLEY: Great! How about u?
Jul 19, 2018
12:51
DYLAN: I am doing well. Very well.
Aug 20, 2018
22:03
DYLAN: I went on an awkward tinder date tonight. It’s so stupid.
22:18
ASHLEY: Tinder is stupid.
22:25
DYLAN: Totally agreed. And dating is stupid too!
22:31
ASHLEY: Yeah tell me about it.
22:38
DYLAN: So do you still wanna fuck?
22:42
ASHLEY: Yeah I guess it’s time.
[The end.]
