The Red Cape Man
A tale about a useless superhero and a giant carton of milk called the Milk Monster.
Once upon a time, there was once a man that wore a cape. It was red and flooded with lint. It also had a very cheap and offputting smell.
To make things worse. The man wore nothing inside his cape but knee-high toe socks. He wears his special cape because he thought he could save everyone and everything from the Milk Monster.
The Milk Monster was a giant empty milk carton that yelled “Rawr” for no reason. People would blankly stare at the Milk Monster. They were usually unfazed by the presence of a 30-foot tall milk carton yelling at people.
The red cape man thought the Milk Monster was a threat when really it wasn’t. He was just annoying and smelly. No one was yelling help or anything. They just spray air freshener at him and walk away.
There was a time when the red cape man walked into a local Buffet restaurant. It was an awful restaurant. The buffet menu had a small selection of the same crap: dry mac and cheese, burnt rice, soggy fried chicken, and soup that had more salt than the dead sea. Despite the…
