The Tell-Tale Heart By Dr. Seuss

Adam Bakst
The Junction
Published in
3 min readJul 7, 2020

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Edgar Allan Poe in the “Cat in the Hat” hat
Photo edited by Paola Bahena

TRUE! — nervous — very dreadfully nervous
I have always been while at the old man’s service!
but why will you say that I am quite mad?
Hasn’t something ever bothered you so bad?

For you see, throughout this I was very calm
Not a shaky knee nor sweaty palm!
So whether your name be Jane, Mark or Cory
Sit down, and I can tell you the whole gruesome story.

You see, my friends, I am not a madman-
To kill the aged lad was not in my plan
That old man? Why- He never causes a strife
So why then did I want to end his whole life?

Passion?
Not my fashion-
Nor was desire my score
I loved the old man- he was always so pure

Money?
That’s funny
He was not a rich guy-
No, No, I wanted to end him because of his eye.

Yes! It was gross!
Pale and blue like a ghost.
To describe so clearly- which is normally not in my culture
But it was decayed, like the food of a vulture!

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Adam Bakst
The Junction

Adam Bakst is a full-time PR executive, part-time comedy writer and all-around decent guy.