Words with Walken: Accidental Traffic Cat

This is an ongoing series of poems most likely written by legendary actor Christopher Walken.

Audio Version:

ACCIDENTAL TRAFFIC CAT

Honk-a-doodle-doo

My Range Rover

It won’t move

There’s this cat

Meow Cat

In my way

Accident!

Two sedans

I’m holding hands

With this hip Traffic Cat

BAM

Don’t scratch my eyeball

You hit my Rover

With your tail

My face

In Your Face

Furry feline friend made by

Cat Love

Hey purr machine

Do you have your

Insurance Card?

ACCIDENTAL

Traffic Cat (kitty, kitty)

Take five