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Sharper (2024)

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Sharper (noun) — One who lives by their tits or bits

There’s the get-smart montage where Sandra plays one chess game and memorizes the theme to Anna Karenina, because board games and boredom-inducing Tolstoy make you smarter right? But…

More Life: Drake

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In More Life, October’s Very Own cultivates an eclectic “playlist”, assembling sounds…

Search Party (2014)

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Two stooges rescue a foppish dandy to reunite him with his rejected fiancé.
Starring…

Freelance (2023)

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This wine and cheese pairing will make you goosh. The wine is already married and the cheese…

Sick Girl (2023)

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A total fuck-up tells everyone she has cancer, throat-tonsil cancer from smoking. Confronted by…

Showdown at the Grand

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A story about one man’s drive to prevent a corporate acquisition. They’ll use…

A Scanner Darkly (2006)

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Now You See Me 2 (2016)

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Short kings lose their shit in another battle of the wands. In the first movie, we…

Now You See Me (2013)

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Cut to: man with a magician’s haircut somewhere between Goku and a pensive emo adult…