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Saying Goodbye to my Apartment, KonMari Style

Because this apartment does NOT spark joy.

Thank you, creaky floors of my apartment, for your incessant squeaking any time someone so much as lightly tread upon you. You let me know exactly where my roommate was at all times — which helped me avoid him.

Under-sensitive smoke alarm, thank you for your laziness. If you were anywhere…



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Natt Bartell

Living a life of post-bohemian heartbreak so you don’t have to. Amateur bone re-articulator, professional wit.