17 Hilarious Jokes That Will Test Your English Language Skills To The Limits
If you get all of these, you can claim to be an English master
If you love the English language, and think you know good grammar and punctuation, these 17 jokes are for you.
Disclaimer: the author cannot be held accountable for any frustrations felt at not being able to get these jokes.
Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes?
They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.
No person who knows grammar can claim to do so unless they understand the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
Proper capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
What is the longest word in the English language?
“smiles”…
The first and last letters are a mile apart.
Why is the Oxford comma always so sad?
Because it never feels like it’s in the right place even when it is.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
