30 Hilarious Scientific Jokes That Will Test Your Intelligence to the Limits

If you get all of these, you can claim to be a genius

David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter

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Think yourself to be a genius and a science type? Here is your chance to find out, because if you get these 30 hilarious jokes then you are probably a genius or at least super intelligent!

Disclaimer: I can’t promise getting all these jokes proves you are genius or even intelligent, but I can theorise that it means you’re likely of high intellect… Maybe… And thus if you get them all, you can claim to be an intellectual genius… Maybe…

I read a book on antigravity. I couldn’t put it down!

What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other? Sorry! My fault.

A horse walks into a bar and says: “On a right angle triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?”

The barman says: “Y, the long face.”

Einstein loved horror movies. But he always used to sit really close to the screen, because he hated the idea of spooky action at a distance.

What did the biologist wear to impress his date?

Designer genes.

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David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter

Due to injury I write using voice dictation software. Lover of psychology, science, humour, history, fiction & self-improvement. https://linktr.ee/DavidGraham86