14 Hilarious Jokes about Getting Old to Brighten Up Your Day

If you’re looking for the bright side of ageing, you’ve found it!

Disclaimer: Winston Churchill reminded us long ago that as we get older, we don’t have to fear avoiding temptation, as temptation will avoid us. But if you read this, regardless of your age, you may be tempted to laugh. You have been warned!

What’s the secret to having a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.

What’s the best part of old age?
That it doesn’t last very long.

Why should you marry someone older than you?
As your looks fade, so will their eyesight.

What’s the ultimate proof you are old?
Your clothes have come back into fashion.

What is something only old people understand?
The importance of making a note by your bedside table to never take a sleeping pill on the same night as a laxative.

Two old men are close to their last days and so decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The Madam takes one look at them and whispers to her manager, “Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated…