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14 Hilariously Stout Irishman Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day
No one knows how to bring a smile better than the paddies, here’s the proof
Disclaimer: no Irishmen were hurt in the making of these jokes, but those who read them may moan and groan. You have been warned!
What you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
Rick O’Shea.
What’s Irish and sits outside all day and night?
Patty O’Furniture!
What do you call an Irishman with a case of chickenpox?
A lepper-chaun.
Why are there only a handful of Irish lawyers in London?
Because only a few of them could pass the bar.
What do you call a huge Irish spider?
A Paddy-long-legs.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman wander into a little old pub in Ireland. They each ask the barman for a pint of Guinness. After the pints are placed on the bar, blue bottles drop into each of the three freshly poured pints.
The Englishman pushes his pint away in disgust and orders up another. The Scot reaches in and plucks out the fly.
