14 Of The Best Risque Men And Women Jokes That Will Brighten Up Your Day
Men say they rule, women say they rule, yet everyone knows it’s really cats that rule… though wait…
If you were to make a bet on which type of jokes were as old as humanity, it would men versus women jokes. Here are 14 at the best of them.
Disclaimer: some of these are risque, while all will make you groan.
How do you know that Santa Claus is, and has always been, a man?
He wears the same outfit year after year.
What’s the ultimate proof that women rule the world?
The fact that no matter what, even when the woman is clearly in the wrong, it’s always the man that sleeps on the sofa.
An English professor wrote on a blackboard the words: “Woman without her man is nothing.” He then asked his students to punctuate it correctly. The boys wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The girls wrote: “Woman: without her, man is nothing.”
A woman says to her husband: “You don’t know what it’s like being a woman, we have to deal with menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, breastfeeding, menopause, hot flushes…” Eventually, the list ends and the man says in return, “You don’t know what it’s…
