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15 Wildly Hilarious Animal Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day
Get ready to get wild with laughter
Disclaimer: if you read on, you may come across many things like wild laughter and wild groaning, you may also find yourself barking up the wrong tree. You have been warned!
What happened when the shark tried online dating?
He was catfished.
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks.
A kangaroo is constantly trying to escape from its enclosure at the zoo, and so the zoo, knowing that the kangaroo can jump really high, puts up a 10-foot fence. However, the next morning, the kangaroo manages to once again escapes and so the zoo puts up a 20-foot fence. Again though, the kangaroo escapes, so again, the zoo increases the size of the fence. This continues and continues. 40 foot, 50 foot, 60 foot. Yet still, the kangaroo keeps escaping.
Finally, the zoo decides to put up a 100-foot fence. While they are constructing it, the camel in the enclosure next to the kangaroo says to him, “Do you think they’ll go higher?”
The kangaroo replies, “Probably. Unless somebody starts locking the gate at night!”
