15 Hilariously Terrible Dad Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day
If you’re looking for a reason to smile, you’ve come to the right place
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2 min readFeb 5, 2024
Everyone loves a good bad dad joke, here are 15 of the best ones.
Disclaimer: much groan-inducing content ahead, you have been warned.
What does Earth say to make fun of the other planets?
“You guys have no life.”
Why are cemeteries surrounded by gates?
Because there are so many people dying to get in.
Why do women love dogs?
Because they do as they’re told.
Why do men love dogs?
Because they don’t talk back.
Why do dogs love humans?
They don’t, they just like biscuits.
When is a door not actually a door?
When it’s ajar.
Why do antibiotics feel left behind in the modern world?
Because they will never go viral.
Why do the right always beat the left?
Because the left think that the right way is the wrong way.
