17 of the Best Mom Jokes Ever to Brighten Up Your Day

Jokes that hilariously tell the tales of woe of mothers

David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter

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Everyone knows about dad jokes, this post is about mom jokes. The hilarious and often too-honest jokes that tell the story of being a mom.

Warning: tales of groan-inducing woes ahead.

Mom’s recipe for iced coffee: Have kids. Make coffee. Forget you made coffee. Put it in the microwave. Forget you put it in the microwave. Drink it cold.

A boy asks, “Mom, can I get $20?” She replies, “Does it look like I’m made of money?” Son: “Well, isn’t that what M.O.M. stands for?”

How do you know when something is officially lost?
When mom can’t find it.

What three words solve Dad’s every problem?
Ask your mother.

A mom texts her teenage son while he’s out with friends: “Hi! What do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I don’t know, love you and talk to you later.” The mom replies, “It’s okay, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister. Love you!”

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

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David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter

Due to injury I write using voice dictation software. Lover of psychology, science, humour, history, fiction & self-improvement. https://linktr.ee/DavidGraham86