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18 Hilariously Cringeworthy New Year’s Jokes to Help You Escape 2024

Get these cringeworthy jokes out of you so you can start the New Year with a bang!

David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter
3 min readDec 29, 2024

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Some people love New Year’s, some people hate it, most people are indifferent to it. I don’t know which one you are, but one thing I do know, after reading these jokes, you’ll want to make a New Year’s resolution to stop reading bad jokes.

The reason why is simple, when you fail, you can at least laugh at your failure!

Yep, that was the first joke. Time for 18 more.

What’s the best way to ensure you keep all your New Year’s resolutions?
Put the notepad you wrote them in in your cupboard.

Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on New Year’s Eve?
He wanted to make a New Year’s toast.

If you make a New Year’s resolution to read more, what’s the best way to ensure you keep it?
Activate the subtitles on your TV.

A guy says to his friend, “Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve.”
“Oh yes?” says the friend.
“Oh yes. It’s December 31st.”

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David Graham
David Graham

Written by David Graham

Due to injury I write using voice dictation software. Lover of psychology, science, humour, history, fiction & self-improvement. https://linktr.ee/DavidGraham86

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