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18 More Russian Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh So Hard You’ll Fall Out a Window
Don’t cry for me Vladivostok
What did the Russian billionaire say when checking in at a hotel?
I’d like a room on the first floor, please.
Russians get more badass as they get richer.
If you’re an oligarch and you want to kill yourself, you now have to shoot yourself three times!
A lot of Russian girls are trying to hook up with American guys online.
But it’s really just Putin trying to interfere with our erections.
A Russian cop wants to get a breathalyzer like the Western cops have to deal with drunk drivers. He asks his superior for one, and his superior says, “Sorry, comrade. We have no money.”
The cop decides to go to a local black market, where he buys a condom.
He stops the first driver and says, “Official government breathalyzer test. Blow.”
The driver blows into a condom and the cop notices it smells like vodka. He says, “You drunk. Go to Police Station.”
He stops the second driver and says, “Official government breathalyzer test. Blow.”
