22 Hilarious Dog Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day — Ultimate Collection

If you’re looking for a reason to smile, you’ve found the right place

David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter

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Few things in this world can bring more joy than dogs, and this is true even when it comes to jokes. Here are 22 of the best ones.

Disclaimer: much groan-inducing hilarity ahead.

What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs!

Why do poor dogs chase their tails?
They’re just trying to make ends meet.

How do dogcatchers get paid?
By the pound.

What did Darth Vader’s dog say to Luke’s dog?
Come on! Join the bark side.

What did the dog install in his car to impress all his friends?
A subwoofer!

What kind of dog can jump as high as a tall building?
Any kind. A building can’t jump!

What do dogs get after they graduate from obedience school?
Their masters.

What did the Dalmatian say when he finished dinner?
That hit the spot.

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David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter

Due to injury I write using voice dictation software. Lover of psychology, science, humour, history, fiction & self-improvement. https://linktr.ee/DavidGraham86