22 Hilarious Pirate Jokes That Will Bring Bootyfull Laughter to Your Day

Arr me hearty’s, get ready for some laughter

Disclaimer: there may be a treasure groaning full of loot ahead, but you may get the plank for finding it. You have been warned!

What did the crew see when they looked in the toilet?
The Captain’s log.

Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!

What be a pirate’s favourite movie?
The kind that be rated R.

A thirsty pirate runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender: “Give me twenty shots of yer best scotch, laddie, quick!”

The bartender pours out the shots, and the pirate drinks them as fast as he can.

The bartender is very impressed and exclaims: “Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.”

The pirate replies: “Well, me matey, you’d drink that fast too, if yee had what I have.”

The bartender says: “Oh my God! What is it? What do you have?”

“50p!” replies the pirate.

A pirate captain is at the wheel of his boat, sailing in the high seas, when suddenly a hand appears in the sea.