25 Hilarious PussyCat Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day

Prepare to hiss yourself…

David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter

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Photo by Alex D. on Unsplash

Cats like to think they rule the world, and perhaps in one way that is true, humour. Here’s 25 of the funniest of their jokes.

Disclaimer: much puss-induced groaning ahead.

Why are pussycats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!

What colour do kittens love the most?
Purrple.

If a pussycat loses its tail, where does it go?
The retail store.

Where do you find a birthday present for a pussycat?
In a cat-alogue!

What sports do pussycats play?
Hairball!

What is a pussycats best subject in school?
Hiss-tory.

What was the kitten bowling league called?
Alley Cats.

Why was the pussycat using the computer for hours on end?
He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

Why do pussycats hate laptops?
They don’t have a mouse.

How many pussycats can you put into an empty box?
Only one. After that, the box isn’t…

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David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter

Due to injury I write using voice dictation software. Lover of psychology, science, humour, history, fiction & self-improvement. https://linktr.ee/DavidGraham86