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25 Hilariously Jolly Santa Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day
Much Christmas spirit and hilarity ahead — Christmas cracker style
Christmas crackers are very much a British Christmas tradition. However, they have spread all across the Anglo world, and a lot of the commonwealth.
If you don’t know what a Christmas cracker is, here is a picture of two people pulling one:
If you do know what one is, you know that inside every Christmas cracker is a toy, a paper hat, and a joke.
A cool fact about these jokes is that by design, they are all terrible.
The reason for this is that as everyone knows they are going to be terrible, they become funny. This is because before you pull the cracker, the only question is, how terrible will the joke be.
You’re about to find out, here are 25 of the most terribly hilarious Christmas cracker jokes.
Disclaimer: if you read on, there will be lots of jolly good groaning and merriness! You have been warned!
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing — it was on the house.