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25 Hilarious Police Jokes So Ruthlessly Funny They’ll Get You Arrested

You best wear gloves to read this, or you’ll get caught red-handed

David Graham
The Knowledge of Laughter
5 min readJan 5, 2025

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Disclaimer: by reading on, you risk committing the heinous crime of laughing at terribly bad jokes. You have been warned.

A man parks up his car on the street, then heads into the shops. When he returns, he sees a police officer writing up a ticket for illegal parking. The man protests, claiming his innocence.

The police officer says, “If you are innocent. Please explain to me why you parked here when the signing is clear?”

The man says, “I know the signing is clear. I can see it.”

The police officer looks at him, confused. “Then why did you park here?”

“Why would I not? It says, ‘Fine for parking.’”

An officer observes a woman standing in the middle of the street. He approaches her and asks, “Are you OK?”

The woman replies, “Yes, but how do I get to the hospital?”

The officer says, “Just keep standing there.”

The police caught a person erasing people’s criminal records.
They said he was a real pro for a first offender.

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David Graham
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Written by David Graham

Due to injury I write using voice dictation software. Lover of psychology, science, humour, history, fiction & self-improvement. https://linktr.ee/DavidGraham86

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