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27 Hilarious Jokes About Politicians That Won’t Live Up to Their Promise
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What’s the similarity between an actor and a politician?
Everyone knows them for who they pretend to be.
What is a profession that begins with ‘P’, is often criticized, and is known for fucking people and taking their money?
Politician.
How are politicians like diapers?
They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
For extra cash, consider robbing sex offenders.
Their address is easy to find, and they can’t own guns.
Only downside is politicians usually have good security.
High-ranking politicians visit a school. The top one goes over the expenses and decides to make adjustments to cut costs.
“The lunch portions are too big. Cut them in half. The internet connection is too fast. Too many computers.”
After that, they go to a preschool. Again, the expenses are too great.
“The lunch portions are too big. Reduce them to half. Too many toys around.”
After the preschool, they go to a prison.
