27 Hilarious Jokes That Tell the Story of America

Everyone loves the Americans, here’s some jokes about them

Disclaimer: they say the more jokes about a country there are, the greater the country, keep that in mind while reading!

What’s the ultimate proof you are in America?
If you call for an ambulance and order a pizza at the same time, you know the pizzas getting their first!

When is the one time four New Yorkers can get into a cab together without arguing?
When a bank robbery has just taken place!

Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
He couldn’t lie.

What did King George think of the American colonies?
He thought they were revolting!

What do ants and America’s founding fathers have in common?
They all lived in colonies!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Liber’tea!

What was the most popular dance in 1770s colonial America?
The indepen-dance!

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