27 Hilariously Bad Chicken Crossed The Road Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day
Prepare yourself for 27 hilarious variations of the ultimate anti-joke
In the 1847 edition of the New York-based magazine, the Knickerbocker, the legendary joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the other side”, was born. It was simply terrible — is simply terrible. That’s the point. It was presented as a lame punchline and because it was so lame it has become the ultimate anti-joke. Here are 27 hilariously bad variations of this legendary anti-joke.
Disclaimer: many hilarious jokes that are not jokes but are somehow so bad that they are jokes ahead. You have been warned.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the road was too long to walk around it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was practising social distancing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it was the road that crossed the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on this side of the road.
Why did the duck cross the road?
It didn’t, it was a chicken dressed up as a duck.
