30 Jolly Good Jokes about the British

No one tells it like the Brits, not even the Brits

Did you know that Shakespeare once made a performance about puns?
It was a play on words.

What do you call someone who is only kind of from Britain?
American.
No, really, what do you call someone who is only kind of from Britain?
Canadian.
No, I’m serious, answer the question!
Australian.
No, please just answer.
Okay, here’s the answer.
Brit-ish.

Why is England described as being a wet country?
The Queen has reigned over it for decades.

What did Britain say to its European trade partners after Brexit?
See EU later.

Why do Brits end up losing weight easily?
Every time they make a purchase, they lose a couple of pounds.

A guy says to his friend: “A woman just fainted whilst riding The London Eye.”

“Don’t worry,” says his friend, “she’s slowly coming round.”