30 Jolly Good Sporting Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day

Get ready for track day with dad jokes and more

Disclaimer: you will groan a lot if you read on. You have been warned!

Why don’t athletes ever get hot?
They have a lot of fans!

Why does Finland have such good runners?
Because they always Finnish first!

Why are runners so bad at remembering things?
They always need to jog their memories!

Why do snowmen never take part in races?
They can’t warm up!

Why was the DJ disqualified from the race?
He kept changing tracks!

What do you get if you run behind the car?
Exhausted!

What’s Mickey Mouse’s favourite sport?
Minnie golf!

What lights up a football pitch at night?
A match!

Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them!

Which animal is best at baseball?
A bat!