36 Hilarious Relationship Jokes That Will Brighten Up Your Day
A man asked his wife what the greatest joke in the world was. She replied: “Our relationship.”
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4 min readJul 4, 2022
Everyone loves a good relationship joke, here are 36 of the best of them.
Disclaimer: many hilariously bad jokes ahead, you have been warned.
Why should you never break up with a goalkeeper?
Because it’s hard to find a keeper!
How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
It gave her a ring.
Marriage is a three-ring process: engagement rings, wedding rings, and endless sufferings.
Why should you never marry a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all their art.
How do you know that Google is female?
Because it never lets you finish your sentence before making a suggestion.
How do you know that Google is male?
Because it thinks it always knows the answer.
