40 Hilariously Savage Dark Jokes for Halloween
If you’re of the fainthearted, prepare to be faint
Disclaimer: trigger warning for everything, these jokes are hilariously dark and at times deliriously savage, please keep that in mind before proceeding, and especially remember, dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it. That’s the first joke ;-)
A priest asks the convicted murderer in the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
How do you turn any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My favourite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story.
Why do military personnel often marry lovers from the foreign countries in which…
