50 Of The Most Hilarious Chuck Norris Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day

You must read this article… And laugh… Seriously… Chuck Norris is watching…

Most believe the Chuck Norris jokes trend originated from an episode of the popular television show, Walker, Texas Ranger, where Chuck Norris says: “You’re just jealous because you’re not as cool as me.” Though nobody knows for certain, all we know is that they're epic. Here are 50 of the best Chuck Norris jokes.

Disclaimer: it would be wise to laugh while reading this post, Chuck Norris will be watching. He is ALWAYS watching…

Chuck Norris hates ties, that’s why when he wears a tie, it’s not called tie. It’s called a win.

There is no theory of evolution. There are just species that didn’t get on the wrong side of Chuck Norris… and species that did.

The universe is not expanding, it got on the wrong side of Chuck Norris and has been running ever since.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing, and the universe was born.

If Chuck Norris travelled to an alternate dimension and fought an alternate…