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The Lame Duck

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President Trump’s Second Term Is Going Much Better than Expected

Exclusive press release from the President

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During my first term, I could see how staffers and journalists were not used to working under pressure. Real businessmen like me can do that all day, but these Washington people don’t know what it means to be efficient under tight deadlines.

Because everything’s political.

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Smillew Rahcuef

Smillew Rahcuef

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