The Lark
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The Lark

Devil Wears Prada

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Your Boob Size, Traffic Light, Your Phone, You in the Mirror, Doorbells, Your Trash, Your X-Ray & Your Penis Size. Rock & Roll these are the 8 Wonders of the World, which leads us endlessly to wonder about ourselves. The ones who stand marked technically are on their Length, Breadth & Political Right Angles.

Far away into a deserted Graveyard, it vented eight Wonders. Where a tainted billboard coated with mud hung, reading, “Doubtful.” A Dwarf squinted towards the plank with a twig mumbling before Snow White leaves me again with a red butt. And end up in a chaotic queue of Evil Death; let me fix the board to read it right. Sprinkling and Scrubbing revealed a “Houseful.”

It was Monday dwarf who was responsible for maintaining the Graveyard spick and span. Where no Ghost was lucky enough to complain. Other dwarfs seemed anal with their chores. It was Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Tuesday, the dwarf had a responsibility to go to every grave speak at length about miscellaneous things. The Ghost doesn’t go out on strike again, saying it’s boring. Snow White, as punishment, would gift him to be in the grave to whisper in every ear.

Wednesday was the fragrance steward. His diet consisted of fragrant blossoms. He was supposed to leave a perfume on each grave, farting on the sweet scent. Suppose the fart abandoned a grave or left a stinking monster. The Ghost played the Chinese Whisperer over Snow White. That would cause nourishment of overload on blooms to experience the freshest & the closest bloom fragrance by allowing the Ghost to do bungee jumping on his backbone.

Thursday had the task of singing happy songs to each in the tomb. He was holding out on two pegs with several sizes of rocks for its backdrop music. No repetition was authorized. If a ghost raised a red flag saying repeat telecast. Thursday was to close the gaps. By chanting nonstop to the one with the red flag till he turns it blue.

Friday dressed to be a scarecrow in a Santa Clause costume. Just as the Birds, Chipmunks and Witches did lots of unwanted mutiny on the graveyard. Keeping their speed ahead of them rather than a broom, he had to hold a hammer and Roll on skates. A mistake in his functioning would cause him to apologize 100 times on every grave.

Saturday and Sunday were clubbed together as a club sandwich. On which Saturday was to dig all the tomb and vacuum clean every ghost bed. Sunday would provide everyone with a sponge bath. In any complaint lodged in their performance. They’d end up giving everybody in the tomb a Head and Pedicure Massage.

Snow White had the most challenging task of handling all the Seven Dwarfs. By making them poop and scrubbing their butts As their hands could never arrive at that hole.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs never lived happy lives after the relationship turned into a boss and subordinate tyrant tie.

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Wicked Diya Saini

Wicked Diya Saini

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