ONE ACT OF MORTAL DETERMINATION
Psyche Writes Her Way Out of Her Own Myth
A postmodern feminist send-up on classical mythology
PSYCHE — Female. Feminist. Fierce. Aphrodite’s least favorite daughter-in-law.
EROS — Male. Hot. Young. The original swipe-right enthusiast.
APHRODITE — The divine diva of ancient soap operas. Toxically beautiful. THC-Imbalanced-Influenced.
PAN — Ancient Greece’s hairiest music festival headliner.
PERSEPHONE — Half-Time Queen of the Underworld. The original snowbird: six months up, six months down
CHERUBS 1 and 2 — Slave to Aphrodite
BOYS FROM SYRACUSE 1 and 2
WICKED SISTER — ‘ARUGULA’
WICKED SISTER — ‘QUINOA’
PSYCHE’S STREET SUPPLIER
TECH GURU
Gossip on Olympus
One day Aphrodite was vaping E-Juice-THC Ambrosia Fritter-Cake on her swing chair, getting an “Athenian” style Brazilian — courtesy of two cheruby-eunuchs. Laboring carefully on the moving target — tweezers and razors and pine-nut-paste-aloe-cream, they sang in Latin to disguise gossip about the beautiful Psyche.
