A Sign for the Times

Political lawn signs for everyone

David Martin
The Left Is Right
Published in
3 min readAug 13, 2024

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Photo by Mark Duffel on Unsplash

Now that we’re well into the U. S. presidential campaign, American voters are once again faced with those perennial questions: “How best can I make my views known?”, “What if I don’t want to support a particular candidate?” and, most importantly, “What sign do I put on my front lawn?”

Well, question no more. We’re Sign Off, your personalized lawn sign service company. If you’ve got a political view, we’ve got a sign for you.

Not taken with any of the presidential candidates? Feel that maybe none of them is really up to the job? Well then, why not choose from our “undecided” collection?

You can have a blue and red sign bearing a giant X. Or maybe you’d prefer our “Spoiling For A Ballot” option or the simple but effective “Proudly Undecided.”

Whatever your political stance, we’ve got you covered. No longer do you have to choose between the boring signs offered by the political parties. Now you have the option to say just about anything you want.

“But what if I support a particular party but I’m more worried about another party winning the overall election?” you ask. Not a problem. Just choose from our “strategic voting” assortment.

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David Martin
The Left Is Right

Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership