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U.S. vs Canada

Canada the 51st state–Oh Canada

Eh, the U.S. just got better in sports rankings

Fudgin' Politics
The Left Is Right
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2 min readJan 12, 2025

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American and Canadian flag.
What would the flag look like if Canada becomes the 51st state? | Photo by Hudson Thomas on Unsplash

Blustering Donny got out his magic marker. He encircled Canada, Alaska, and the lower 48 of the United States.

He yelled, “America! Oh say, can you see!”

Donny is having another one of his annexation fever dreams.

Canada and the United States, that would really be something. You get rid of that artificially drawn line, and you take a look at what that looks like and it would also be much better for national security — Donald Trump

“There isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Canucks, revolt!

Trudeau trolled Trump with a counteroffer.

“Maybe there could be a trade for Vermont or California for certain parts.”

Is Donny laughing now?

But wait.

We can get a better national anthem. Oh, Canada! is way better than Star-Spangled Banner.

Donny wants Wayne Gretzky as Prime Minister. Why Wayne? Under pressure, he’s the only Canadian he can think of. Wayne makes a better state representative than say, Ron DeSantis. At least he would rock white rubber boots. Eh!

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The Left Is Right
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Fudgin' Politics
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