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Chinese Officials Are Putting Trump On Hold When He Calls
And this week’s other graffiti news headlines!
4 min readMay 1, 2025
- Top Chinese officials say Trump has been calling them a dozen times every day to beg for a trade deal, and they put him on hold while playing audio of Obama speeches until he hangs up.
- Historians are officially ranking the first 100 days of Trump’s second term as the least successful of any president, including William Henry Harrison, who died on day 32.
- Donald Trump says it’s a “hostile and political act” to say our economy is suffering through the “Great Trumpcession.”
- An anonymous GOP senator says everyone in Congress knows Trump is a disaster, but 1/3 of Republicans are cashing in on the grift, 1/3 are afraid of Trump wrecking their careers, and 1/3 are afraid of Trump’s cult members committing violence.
- Please remember that Elon Musk wants no empathy from you over Tesla’s ongoing collapse because empathy is “the fundamental weakness of Western civilization.”
- Top military leaders are reportedly now telling Pete Hegseth, “Don’t put this in a group chat,” every 5 minutes during their meetings.
- There is more evidence to believe JD Vance killed the Pope than evidence…
