POLITICAL SATIRE
Donald Trump Wins in 2024, No Mickey Mouse or Media
This is Trump’s world, we just live without clean air in it
The 2024 election is over! Donald Trump won. It’s MAGA 24/7.
For politics, it’s no more “Radical Left!” No left. Only one political party. The Trump Party. All political opposition imprisoned. No more dissent. Trump takes Vladimir Putin’s advice. Those not in prison or who didn’t flee? Seemingly got too close to open windows. No more elections. No more red and blue states. Just black.
No more government agencies. Trump has one advisory board with five advisors. Donald Trump Jr. Ivanka Trump, Eric Trump, Melania Trump, and Tim “I just love you” Scott.
Press Secretary whose only job is to broadcast the daily Trump edicts, Tiffany Trump.
What’s Barron Trump doing? Donny needs someone around to reach the high places.
Government
No IRS. No tax returns. No audits. No taxes. You pay a flat fee to the Bank of Trump.
The public doesn’t have to worry about money. Trump controls it all. We get monthly stipends to buy overpriced food, pricey vehicles, and costly homes.
