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Donny Trump Appointed Three New Ambassadors–to Hollywood
How long has he been bashing California and doesn’t he have other worries
Donny Trump named actors Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone “ambassadors” to “troubled” Hollywood.
Is Donny creating more faux positions? Do these three need the money? Or is he tossing more millionaires some work?
Why these three? Undoubtedly they’re Donny supporters. They probably gave him a lot of money. And believably said a bunch of nice things about him.
The greatest president of this century–Jon Voight in 2019
It seems Mel Gibson didn’t know anything about the ambassadorship. He saw a tweet.
But Mel earned his Donny approval already when he insulted Kamala Harris. He said she had “the IQ of a fence post.”
And finally, Rocky earned his cred by comparing Donny to another famous person.
Donny is the “second George Washington–Sylvester Stallone