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Make America Healthy Not!
Froot Loops With Two Os isn’t MAGA-Approved, Healthy?
The right wants to warn us away from our favorite chips, candies, and sodas
RFK Jr. backs a Republican-led Texas bill. It would force products like Doritos, M&Ms, Trix, and other snack foods to include ingredient warning labels.
That damn processed food!
“WARNING: This product contains an ingredient that is not recommended for human consumption.”
Then, who is my Mountain Dew recommended for? My dog?
“Make America Healthy Again” bill–
Texas Senate Bill 25 would require warning labels on packaged foods containing certain ingredients “not recommended for human consumption” by other countries.
Who knew bleached flour was unhealthy?
Don’t worry. By the time I inhale a bag of M&Ms, I don’t feel human anyway. I feel all sugared up!
Junior is following ingredients banned by other countries, like Canada and the European Union. Now we’re worried about what other fudgin’ countries say? And Canada? Thought we were invading them anyway.
