Harris Can Trigger Trump By Mentioning His Diapers, And Should

Everyone is talking about how he’s audibly shitting himself onstage at his rallies.

Dash MacIntyre
The Left Is Right
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4 min readOct 13, 2024

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Kamala Harris should take the stage at her next campaign event and publicly say Donald Trump is blatantly suffering from full-blown dementia and is shockingly incapable of coherent trains of thought, he’s constantly farting at his rallies loud enough for the microphone to pick up his flatulence, it’s a barely kept secret that he wears diapers and appears to be regularly pooping himself, everyone is talking about how he smells like expired roast beef, and the way he fails to blend his absurd face makeup around the edges of his face gives off very beta-male energy.

Is it all true? I’d bet a little money that it is. But, also, fuck it! Who cares? Trump lies about virtually everything, makes up insane and absurd accusations about Harris (and everyone else who isn’t that exact moment currently brown-nosing him) every chance he gets, and, quite frankly, lives in a narcissistic, sociopathic fantasy world of a deranged idiot. Fuck him!

The election is three weeks away and the polls are tightening despite Trump’s increasingly apparent cognitive decline (which is even worse than Biden’s), his unashamed fascism, and the fact that most of his national security…

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The Left Is Right
The Left Is Right

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Right wing politics are destroying democracy in America. If we want freedom, we must think and vote blue.

Dash MacIntyre
Dash MacIntyre

Written by Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. Created The Halfway Post. Check out my comedy book Satire In The Trump Years, and my poetry book Cabaret No Stare.

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